Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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