plz talk dirty to me
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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