You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it glows. i had to have it.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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