I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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