I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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