whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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