there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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