If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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