We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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