i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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