so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
