if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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