so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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