I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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