We're like a lot better than the average bears
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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