Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
