Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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