TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We talked him into tasing himself.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
