he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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