Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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