school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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