i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
