Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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