So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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