i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
