i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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