we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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