you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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