1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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