Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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