So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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