therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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