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(305): View more from Florida

Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:

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(253): View more from Washington

I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer

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(813): View more from Florida

There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.

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(817): View more from Texas

Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.

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(720): View more from Colorado

We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.

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(407): View more from Florida

He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation

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