the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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