69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We're too hungover to prance.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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