ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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