So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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