You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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