anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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