# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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