Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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