do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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