I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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