I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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