Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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