oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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