nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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