we're blogging at a bar
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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