No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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