great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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