Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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