it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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