ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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