Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Pants are for mortals
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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