do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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